Suggestions Wellcome... Microsoft Errors

[daveon]

My mate Geoff would like some more "Microsoft" error messages to add to his collection...

1) Warning: The ignore service failed to ignore the message.

2) Warning: Unable to ignore the message: "Please ignore this message".
The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive.

3) Fatal error: the message: "Please ignore this message"
was ignored. The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive. To ignore the message, please start the ignore service.

4) Success: This message indicates that the ignore service successfully ignored the message "Please ignore this message". You may safely ignore this message.

5) The ignore service failed to start:
The ignore service ignored the start command.

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[stevegreen.livejournal.com]

Try a visit here (thanks to supergee).