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Suggestions Wellcome... Microsoft Errors
My mate Geoff would like some more "Microsoft" error messages to add to his collection...
1) Warning: The ignore service failed to ignore the message.
2) Warning: Unable to ignore the message: "Please ignore this message".
The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive.
3) Fatal error: the message: "Please ignore this message"
was ignored. The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive. To ignore the message, please start the ignore service.
4) Success: This message indicates that the ignore service successfully ignored the message "Please ignore this message". You may safely ignore this message.
5) The ignore service failed to start:
The ignore service ignored the start command.
1) Warning: The ignore service failed to ignore the message.
2) Warning: Unable to ignore the message: "Please ignore this message".
The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive.
3) Fatal error: the message: "Please ignore this message"
was ignored. The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive. To ignore the message, please start the ignore service.
4) Success: This message indicates that the ignore service successfully ignored the message "Please ignore this message". You may safely ignore this message.
5) The ignore service failed to start:
The ignore service ignored the start command.
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The best off the top of my head is that if you add some data to a Jet database that comes up against the 2 GB limit you get an '3001 - Invalid Argument'.
I suppose in some metaphysical sense the argument is invalid, but it's not what you would call helpful.
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