Suggestions Wellcome... Microsoft Errors

[daveon]

My mate Geoff would like some more "Microsoft" error messages to add to his collection...

1) Warning: The ignore service failed to ignore the message.

2) Warning: Unable to ignore the message: "Please ignore this message".
The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive.

3) Fatal error: the message: "Please ignore this message"
was ignored. The ignore service may not be running or may be unresponsive. To ignore the message, please start the ignore service.

4) Success: This message indicates that the ignore service successfully ignored the message "Please ignore this message". You may safely ignore this message.

5) The ignore service failed to start:
The ignore service ignored the start command.

Comments

[celestialweasel.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I know more bizarre lying ones than ones that are actually funny...

The best off the top of my head is that if you add some data to a Jet database that comes up against the 2 GB limit you get an '3001 - Invalid Argument'.

I suppose in some metaphysical sense the argument is invalid, but it's not what you would call helpful.

[stevegreen.livejournal.com]

Try a visit here (thanks to supergee).