New Moon - the review in comments

I have a selection of assorted reactions and comments rather than a cogent review.

Every time Jason came on screen both M and the women next to me would make grrr or woof noises.

At one point M licked my fingers like our puppy does when there was a tender Jacob/Bella scene.

During another scene between vamps and werewolves somebody pretend swotted someone else on the nose like we do with a naughty puppy.

We took a drink when the dialog sucked. We took a lot of drinks.

I now feel I have made up for every movie we've ever watched where there was an unnecessary bikini or bra scene.

Dear Seattle News...

If you're saying that there is a cop killer out there, you don't need to say "alleged" in front of the cop killer part. Somebody killed cops - this is what they call a fact.

If a person of interest is named, then you can call THEM the alleged cop killer.

You're journos, this stuff isn't actually hard.