Update...

Well, home from Forks, which was fun but cheesy in the way of very cheesy things.  Given that Stephanie Meyers didn't get there until the 3rd book had been written, and the movie was made in Oregon, I think the locals are still loving the tourist trade.

Anyway, back home to find another bill from Broadstripe, a month after they promised that the account was closed, that there was no balance and I'd never hear from them again.  FFS.