VGN

So we saw V Graham Norton last night...

( What was it like??? )

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Asylum Seeker

My mate Ryan managed to persuade the immigration services that he was a benefit to the UK and has won asylum from the left hand side of the pond where he hails from.

He knew he had to get out of there when he went to visit last month:

Ryan: What beer have you got?
Barman: All the beers here son. Coors, Bud, Miller...