VILA: "Any very talented person could have done it." --
Sure, you're a slacker. Sure, you're unreliable. Sure, you'll take anything that's not nailed down. And, yeah, you're physically unimpressive. But you bring the mad skillz-- even if you have to be threatened and bullied into risking danger to use them. You'd think people would appreciate you more! Where are the virgins in red fur!