Terror at 35,000 Feet
Apr. 29th, 2003 05:11 pmWell, here we are in an unexpectedly sunny and warm Seattle after the trip from hell. No upgrades on this flight packed to the luggage racks, and, next to us, the passenger from hell.
Think Fay Ripley in Cold Feet meets Bubble from Ab Fab and you're probably not conjuring a frightening enough mental image. She was pregnant, she was with work colleagues on a business trip, she didn't stop talking for 8 f***ing hours.
Not even a James Bond film turned to maximum volume could cut out her Lancastrian drone.
*sigh*
I couldn't even drink as I had to drive when we landed. Even M, who doesn't drink on flights, started hitting the Vodka. Even the crew noticed when, at one point, she went to talk to them for an hour.
She said they were on a 2 week trip, so thank feck for that. We're flying on Saturday.
Think Fay Ripley in Cold Feet meets Bubble from Ab Fab and you're probably not conjuring a frightening enough mental image. She was pregnant, she was with work colleagues on a business trip, she didn't stop talking for 8 f***ing hours.
Not even a James Bond film turned to maximum volume could cut out her Lancastrian drone.
*sigh*
I couldn't even drink as I had to drive when we landed. Even M, who doesn't drink on flights, started hitting the Vodka. Even the crew noticed when, at one point, she went to talk to them for an hour.
She said they were on a 2 week trip, so thank feck for that. We're flying on Saturday.